Anonymous Tabletop Podcast

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 14: In the Not Too Distant Future

May 22, 2017 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 14.

In this episode Joe pines for a missing organ, Tim actually talks about a tabletop game, and Katie asks the rest of us to liven up before we all go crazy and she immediately regrets it.

We also talk about the Spring crop of TV shows, Joe gets his mics confused, and Dave wanders off in frustration when the podcast goes careening off the rails yet again.

We then find out what movies the crew wants to check out this Summer, Tim and Dave try their best announcer voices with limited success, and Joe takes an impromptu nap before we coincidentally have one of our most coherant discussions ever.

And last but not least, Geeky Jean tells us where to go, two huge blobs battle a third in Celebrity Death Match, and we reach into Tim’s Sack and find it’s full of monsters. Who would have guessed?

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 13.5: Marie-Claude Bourbonnais and Benson Green Interviews

April 25, 2017 by Devrim Turak 1 Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 13.5

In this supplemental episode Katie and I try our hand at interviewing when we talk with glamour model and cosplayer Marie-Claude Bourbonnais. We discuss cosplay and her love of anime, the perils of working with latex and fiberglass, and what if feels like to see yourself in miniature.

Afterwards, we talk with Benson Green from Mindworm Games about their miniatures action role-playing game Exiles, the inspirations of tequila, blanket forts and secondhand Warhammer 40k, and finally their upcoming plans for Exiles at this year’s Gen Con.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 13 – Austin, We Have a Problem – Adepticon Live Show

April 10, 2017 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 13.

In this episode we welcome Dev back to the show for our live recording at Adepticon, find out that Tequila fixes almost everything, and take another look behind the curtain when someone’s caught passing notes in school again.

We also experience a German invasion with Ben, Matt, and Raffa, share our drunken thoughts on Adepticon, and Tim rants and raves about the not-so-subtle differences between types of bacon.

In addition, Geeky Jean tries her hardest to get geeks to play outside, bacon returns to save Dev’s day, and Tim gets girl drink drunk and tries to destroy the show.

And finally, We also take a quick dip into Tim’s Sack for some sexy codewords but not before a visit from Todd. We find that like Candyman, if you say a listeners name three times they just might show up to haunt you.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 12: Conan and Cosplay

March 7, 2017 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 12.

In our 1 year anniversary episode Joe and Tim try out a familiar accent, we find a very unusual use for plasticwrap, and Lathan becomes the unoffical spokesman for bondage tape.

We also give you a brief look behind the podcast curtain, recap our newest installment of Dungeons and Dragons, and get tested and find our real world alignments are pretty spot on.

In addition, Geeky Jean asks a cosplay question while Joe gives us way more than we bargained for, Celebrity Deathmatch pits Arnold vs Arnold in a time-travel slugfest, and we reach out to our listeners to choose a side.

And finally, Tim reads more erotic fanfiction that brings this show to an unexpected close as technical difficulties wipe Tim’s Sack from the recording. Oops..

Oh, and if you want to try out the D&D Alignment test for yourself, check out this link (and don’t forget to let us know how you did)

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 11: XXX Marks the Spot

February 6, 2017 by Devrim Turak 1 Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 11.

In this episode we find out what everyone got for Christmas, check out the status of our New Year’s resolutions, and share our final spoiler filled thoughts on Rogue One.

Then, Geeky Jean comes early and offers up some Valentine’s Day advice, we discuss what we think of adult games, and Lathan scares us with a glimpse into his sex dungeon.

In addition, we have some technical difficulties and experience a Russian takeover, find out who comes out on top when Celebrity Deathmatch turns into a threesome, and Dave goes insane and tries to give away free stuff.

And last but not least, we dig into Tim’s Sack and reveal our lucky contest winner. I never thought I would use the term “lucky” when it came to Tim’s Sack..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 10: Going Rogue

January 17, 2017 by Devrim Turak 1 Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 10.

In this episode Tim tries his hand at another introduction, spins a tale of Christmas past, and we find out the hard way that Joe’s extremely allergic to cats.

We also try to have a spoiler free discussion on our thoughts on Rogue One, introduce the Lathan Buzzer, and Katie rants about some missing Bothans.

In addition, we offer up our ill-fated New Years resolutions, see what we’re looking forward to in 2017, and introduce you to Geeky Jean and Celebrity Deathmatch.

And last but not least, we reach far too deep into Tim’s Sack and find that he knows way too much about slug sex and chainmail.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 9: Holiday Potluck Extravaganza

December 8, 2016 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 9.

In this episode we quickly find out trouble follows me no matter where I sit, talk baseball in Boystown, and hear that our latest DnD session went to some very dark places.

We also mix it up and have everyone bring their own topics for a potluck roundtable, Joe talks turkey with a holiday horror story, and we keep trying to give away free stuff.

In addition, we share some Christmas gift ideas for the geek in everyone, mess with the Batman, and enjoy some leftovers of Kickstarters way past their expiration date.

And last but not least, we find out who goes down with the ship in Tim’s Sack when the crew hits an iceberg and runs out of lifeboats.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 8: Everyday is Halloween?

November 7, 2016 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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In this Halloween episode Lathan returns to the podcast from IT Hell, we find out that everyone is a geek about something, and Joe dresses up and sends kids away screaming.

We also talk board games suited for Halloween, find that Dungeons and Dragons is the Devil’s game, and some of us decide to join the Cult of Bob.

In addition, we discuss our favorite Horror Movies and shows, Tim steals Joe’s thunder, and we all try to resist some not-so-subliminal messages. Spooooky!

And as always, there’s Tim’s Sack. But don’t think you’re coming out with treats if you’re reaching in there. It’s all tricks and assless chaps today..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 7

October 20, 2016 by Devrim Turak 1 Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 7.

In this episode Tim surprises us with some hobby updates, Dave comes clean as the Destroyer of Games, and most of us get paranoid while rooting out fascists in a game of Secret Hitler.

We also finally recap our trip to Gen Con, discuss our thoughts on Escape Rooms, and find out what Tim thinks of politics when he jumps up on his soapbox and tells us.

In addition, we attempt to celebrate the life of Gene Wilder, start a celebrity death watch, and I try to right the ship with a horrible eulogy.

And of course, no show is complete without a disgusting trip into Tim’s Sack. This time, we’re forced to boldly go where no man has gone before. Set your phasers to stun.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 6

August 2, 2016 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 6 – Gotta Catch ‘Em All

Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 6.

In this episode we find out about Joe’s fascination with Pokémon Go, potato chips, and ice. Tim lies about his hobby update, we chat about our listener base, and the podcast once again goes careening off the rails.

We also discuss our ongoing Dungeons and Dragons campaign, Tim’s attempts at dungeon diplomacy, his poor gambling skills, and introduce our newest party members

In addition, we talk Gen Con. We put together a Gen Con 101 with our tips on attending and last but not least we take another look into Tim’s sack and find Batgirl and Scully.

Oh, and Loopy? Thanks for listening. This one’s for you..

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 5

July 3, 2016 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 5.

In this episode we take a look at the upcoming wave of X-wing models, rant about the random and expensive nature of collectable games, and chat about gaming tables on Kickstarter.

We also discuss our upcoming Dungeons and Dragons campaign, discover that our DM is a veritable Rain Man, and go off the rails and get nostalgic about the Herculoids and He-Man.

And this time, Mario digs deep into Tim’s Sack but finds nothing but demons. But if at first you don’t succeed? Try, try, again. And we don’t ever talk about Lathan’s trunk. But then again, I’m not sure I even want to know what it is he keeps in there..

Disclaimer:

As always, we would like to remind you that this podcast is uncensored and may not be suitable for all audiences. In all honesty, it’s not really suitable for ANY audience if you ask us. You have been warned..

But anyway.. On with the show.

Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 4

June 13, 2016 by Devrim Turak Leave a Comment

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Welcome to Anonymous Tabletop Episode 4.

In this episode we discuss D and D 5^th Edition with Mario, get hobby room envy, and take a spoiler-filled look at Captain America: Civil War.

We also discuss how we like to watch our movies, our feelings on comics vs the screen, and Lathan’s thoughts on Batman: The Killing Joke graphic novel and upcoming animated film.

And yet again, we take another nauseating look into the depths of Tim’s Sack. Oh, and a visit from the landscapers. Don’t forget the landscapers…

Disclaimer:

But anyway.. On with the show.